christmas greetings

I am in a church during Christmas mass. It's held in spanish, so I don't know what the priest is saying (which may be for the best). But the singing is beautiful, and just now the audience turned to each other and shook hands. Two old men in expensive trenchcoats shook my hand.

I hope you are well during this holiday season. Merry Christmas! And bah humbug. May the spirit of the season blend with your sarcasm to form a perfect storm!

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