Drinking tea and eating moon cake with Clarissa (name changed). Talking about our Caltech classmates from college.
Me: "What's going on with David Ramsey?"
Clarissa: "He's dating some guy."
Me: "Is he gay or straight? He always said he's gay, but he was dating Joyce."
Clarissa: "He's gay."
Me: "But he and Joyce would openly talk about their sex life!"
Clarissa: "Oh, you know how he's mischievous. He'll say, 'Want to date me?' Then if you say yes, he'll actually go ahead and date you and fuck you, but he's actually gay."
Me: [shocked]
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