Steve Jobs

Tom: "Do you know who wrote the game Breakout?"



Me: "No. Who?"

Tom: "Steve Jobs."

Me: "Wow. [pause] Well, he'll never top that one."

Tom: [raise eyebrow]

...

Tom: "Can't skill at work be transferred to dating?"

Me: "No, definitely not."

Tom: "It would work for Steve Jobs though. He can just convince you that he's good in bed."

Me: [laughing]

Tom: "Steve Jobs will show you something amazing tonight."